The Zodiac Freakshow:

Aries, the Ring Leader

Leo, the Lion Tamer

Pisces, the Psychic

Capricorn, The Bearded Lady

Taurus, The Contortionist

Sagittarius, the Fire Archer

Gemini, The Conjoined Clown

Aquarius, the Magician

Cancer, the Tattooed Ectrodactyly

Libra, the Acrobat

Scorpio, the Albino Sword Swallower 

Virgo, the Strong Maiden